And just like that, our blog journey begins...
And what better way to start, than this little GEM of a maverick? Look at him go!
...Hang on, what's with the attitude pal?!
You don't like our intro?
You mean to say you don't think this is how our "fine ass" selves should portray those dedicated to the "boom TSH boom TSH" four on the floor beats of House and Techno?
You reckon the start of our blogging career shouldn't kick off with the blueprint for an overly joyous twat, who looks distinctly like that Mark fella' from ITV's SMart who topped himself only 3 tender years ago, otherwise YOU'LL kick off?! You genuinely believe that in a world minus this muppet, it would snow every Christmas, and each wish made upon an eyelash would become a reality?
...Yeah, good call. Us too. On that note, in the words of Shawn Corey Carter (look him up, I haven't got time!) "allow me to reintroduce myself..."
We're a brand new Techno and House collective, aimed at throwing bits and pieces of industry knowledge your way, in hope that you latch on to its motherly teet and suckle to your hearts content.
"You genuinely believe that in a world minus this muppet, it would snow every Christmas, and each wish made upon an eyelash would become a reality?
- Weekly Reviews
- Latest Mix CD's
- Charts from our favourites
- Interviews (some big names already interviewed!)
- Upcoming shows worthy of your presence
- Any other tidbits...[and then some]
Occasionally, we might go off topic, yes, but who doesn't enjoy a left turn at the traffic lights every now and again? If you think such turns are preposterous, we probably don't want you reading the blog anyway.
So to those...go pick a Lilly and fuck off =) (Yeah that's right... we swear and all!).
To the others...Welcome brothers and sisters, Welcome. Do come in! We have fresh scones served with an assortment of British jams, accompanied by the Earl's finest grey tea.